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Lol!!!!! Good post. I sleep in oil spill 😦
OMG, you guys are so freaking funny!
This blog lacks the originality and wit of stuff white people love. Where that blog joyfully wileded unsaid racist banter like a surgen wields a scaple, this blog uses it like a chain saw.
“So take that, non-white parents putting your child on Tempur-pedics, futons, and memory foam!” SWPL always poked fun at itself and not others. Take that white blog writter.
Josh – this blog just has a bigger chip on its shoulder. nbd
Eff Josh. Your blog is funny, too.
Are there organic sheets to go on my baby’s organic mattress? If I use the organic sheets without said organic mattress, will the toxic evil chemicals still find their way through?
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