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I am SO Black that I sport an afro. When I got my six year old son a cell phone (which can only dial, paternal grandma, maternal grandma, daddy’s cell phone, mommy’s cell phone, and the Po Po)-my WHITE neighbor got angry and yelled at me.
Yes-she actually yelled at me.
I later found out that it’s because THEY can’t afford to get their nine year old daughter a cell phone.
….So, this may mean these are the “wrong” sort of White people.
black ghetto children have cell phones too
I find that hard to believe. How would the parents pay for the cell phones?
How many Black ghetto children do you know? I am Black and I don’t know any.
Yes, I know a 7 year old girl with one and I was shocked. I didn’t think that was a common thing until I read this post. I received my 1st cell my senior year of H.S.
There is also a SIM call reader that allows you read your children’s SIM card and determine who they are calling.
Also, you can get a specially configured cell phone that allows you to listen in on pre-teen Ava’s calls on her cell phone.
My friend, Heidi, tells me there’s a whole industry for spying on your kids, centered around cell phones.
THE WHITE PARENT SAYS:
Ahhhh, a kindred spirit. Please give my best to Ava and Heidi — but only if you use their kids cellphones.
What does ANY kid under the age of at least 15 need with a cell phone?!
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