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Hee hee! Love it!
I think I dislike this blog. I need to move on.
It seems too cute, sarcastic, and insults my better judgement.
I wish you luck but really…this isn’y even mildly witty.
Yeah, I think I agree with tamblu here, this is just racist bullshit.
I have never come across something like this. I completely agree with what you have said about white parents.
“They will know exactly where they are at all times. Right next to their designer handbag.”
It might sound too harsh but in 90% cases this the fact.
Cool blog. 🙂
“For the white parent who can’t afford the $1000 stroller (shudder), there’s only one acceptable alternative. Baby wearing.”
Ahhh, but I know so many who spend so much more on carriers…a $50o ring sling? I’m sure it’s lovely, but your kid is going to either barf on it or poop in it. Classy.
I totally agree with this one. I’m African and I’ve grown up in Canada. What bothers me about this one is that traditionally the baby is carried on the back, not in front of you. If you’re gonna jack something, do it right. Can’t stand Baby Bjorn carriers.
My wife has used the Over the Shoulder Baby Holder with both our kids…
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