September 4, 2008

#54: Baby Kneepads

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August 29, 2008

Is the V.P. a BPE?

Is our shiny, new Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin a Best Parent Ever? Please visit our new site: BestParentEver.com to find out!

August 23, 2008

#53: Hating Cows

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August 13, 2008

#52: Natural Childbirth

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August 8, 2008

#51: The Super Parent Show

The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and read this post), please visit our new site: BestParentEver.com.

August 4, 2008

You can be a Best Parent Ever (writer) too!

The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and read this post), please visit our new site: BestParentEver.com.

July 30, 2008

#50: Voicemail Brats

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July 28, 2008

#49: Ass Kissing

The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and read this post), please visit our new site: BestParentEver.com.

July 23, 2008

Are you a Best Parent Ever?

The Best Parent Ever is not only better than you — they may BE you! But how would you ever know?

Why, take our new and informative Best Parent Ever Quiz and learn your true BPE score. Anyone who gets a score of 30 or more will get a prize — our endless mockery!

To take this quiz, please visit our new site: BestParentEver.com.

NOTE: Unfortunately, the quiz only works in Internet Explorer, not Firefox.

July 20, 2008

#47: Child Empowerment

The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and read this post), please visit our new site: BestParentEver.com.