Stuff White Parents Like

#32: Pot Luck Childcare

StuffWhiteParentsLike — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:03:45 +0000

The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and read this post), please visit our new site: BestParentEver.com.

Last Chance to Vote for Dumb Baby Names

StuffWhiteParentsLike — Sat, 03 May 2008 15:50:38 +0000

Polls close Sunday night at midnight. Please vote for the 2008 Dumbest Baby Name Ever! We have chosen 6 finalists from nearly 500 entries submitted by readers. Results will be available in time for Mother’s Day. (After all, who else would you blame for a Dumb Baby Name?).

Visit our new site to vote! BestParentEver.com.

#31: Parenting Coaches

StuffWhiteParentsLike — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:11:13 +0000

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#30: Long Haired Children

StuffWhiteParentsLike — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:18:59 +0000

The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and read this post), please visit our new site: BestParentEver.com.

Vote: Dumbest Baby Name Ever

StuffWhiteParentsLike — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:32:03 +0000

The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and vote in our Dumbest Baby Name Contest), please visit our new site: BestParentEver.com.

#29: Webkinz

StuffWhiteParentsLike — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:42:24 +0000

The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and read this post), please visit our new site: BestParentEver.com.

#28: Hannah Montana Concerts

StuffWhiteParentsLike — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:10:35 +0000

The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and read this post), please visit our new site: BestParentEver.com.

Dumbest Baby Name Ever! Contest

StuffWhiteParentsLike — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:35:56 +0000

This not-so-poor unborn child needs a dumb baby name. Won’t you help?

The Best Parent Ever is better than you because they are obsessed with dumb baby names. How do we know this? Because our post from last month, “Dumb Baby Names,” continues to be our most visited page.

What is the appeal of these non-traditional, “how do you spell that, please repeat, what’s-that-about” kind of names? Who knows!

So send us your Zahara’s and Suri’s, and Haley’s and Bailey’s (pretty much any name ending in “ley” qualifies). Please submit REAL dumb names of actual children (or adults) in the comments below. Our favorite five will be submitted to readers for a vote.

First place winner receives: a real live child named after their submission.

Second place: a t-shirt.

Everyone else: glory, oh, shameless glory.

PS: The child’s gender is still unknown. But that doesn’t matter. The Best Parent Ever loves names that are unisex. So take that, Dylan, Jordan, Riley and Cameron!

Visit our new site Best Parent Ever to make your submission.

#27: Britax Car Seats

StuffWhiteParentsLike — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:03:09 +0000

The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and read this post), please visit our new site: BestParentEver.com.

#26: Baby Einstein

StuffWhiteParentsLike — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:42:49 +0000

The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and read this post), please visit our new site: BestWhiteParentEver.com