March 28, 2008...8:10 pm
#16: Wine
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The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and read this post), please visit our new site: BestWhiteParentEver.com.
The white parent is better than you. To find out why (and read this post), please visit our new site: BestWhiteParentEver.com.
14 Comments
March 28, 2008 at 8:22 pm
What time of day is it socially acceptable for white parents to start drinking the wine?
BTW, I love your blog, I’m just mad that you thought of this before I did. I thought I was a genius for coming up with it, but apparently you are the genius.
THE WHITE PARENT SAYS:
“The right time of day to start drinking wine is pretty much the second your offspring come home from school or aftercare. Especially if they have homework. We have a system: cabernet for math, white wine for spelling, and merlot for everything else. Hey…there’s no reason white parents should have to suffer through that drudgery too!”
March 29, 2008 at 2:55 pm
hahaha, this is great
March 30, 2008 at 4:42 am
I came across your blog a few days ago - I love it!! As I sit here drinking a glass of wine, I can’t stop laughing. I totally get where you’re coming from. And hope that everyone else who reads it understands that it’s not about race. It’s about pop culture and parenting in 2008. Too funny!!
March 30, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Go whiteparents keep it up
March 31, 2008 at 1:25 am
White parents would like for their kids another few hundred years of the best affirmative action program ever devised.
March 31, 2008 at 3:38 am
i really enjoy this blog… so true and very funny.
March 31, 2008 at 10:23 am
StuffWhitePeopleLike does it better.
March 31, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Wine is good. Bud Light is good, too.
March 31, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Does Boone’s Farm count as wine? What about stuff that pours out of a box? I must be the “wrong kind” of white person :p
THE WHITE PARENT SAYS:
“Yes. You are.”
March 31, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Sorry to nitpick, whiteparent,
but it’s “Ketel One”.
Surely nitpicking is something White Parents Like!
THE WHITE PARENT SAYS:
“Thanks! All fixed. We’ll exchange secret white parent handshakes later. Shhhh… Don’t tell anyone.”
April 1, 2008 at 12:38 am
@ Stuffwhitepoeplelike reader- this isn’t stuffwhitepeoplelike remember that
April 1, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Didn’t stuffwhitepeoplelike already do wine? hmm…. Try harder or quit
THE WHITE PARENT SAYS:
“Plagiarism is a wonderful white person tradition, which white parents enjoy too! But maybe you’re right. We QUIT!”
April 3, 2008 at 12:26 am
to thriller~
White parents like wine for different reasons than white people who are not parents do; white parents need wine and drink it to show status whereas white people drink it only for status.
April 3, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Sorry, I drink beer.
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